Gran, 81, reveals her Egyptian toy boy, 36, is the ‘best sex’ ever and cuts her toe nails.

[DJKeefy]

A BRITISH GRAN WHO MARRIED HER EGYPTIAN TOY BOY HAS SHARED INTIMATE DETAILS ABOUT THEIR UNCONVENTIONAL RELATIONSHIP.

After meeting 36-year-old Mohamed Ahmed Ibriham on Facebook two years ago, 81-year-old Iris Jones tied the knot with him in November 2020. She flew to Egypt for the wedding so she could finally meet her lover in person and make things official with him.

Ever since finding love, Ms Jones has been regularly sharing her passion for her man on social media.

She has even shared details of what the two get up to when they are alone, including the revelation that he is the “best sex” she has ever had and that he cuts her toe nails for her.

In a recent post on Facebook, she said: "LOVE is... when the one you love cuts your toe nails. LOVE is...when the one you love carries you up two flights of stairs when the lift has broken down.

"LOVE is... when the one you love spends hours looking for the phone you left in an Uber taxi. ( needle in a haystack) scenario! LOVE is...when [the] one you love sleeps on a hospital floor, and refuses to leave you while you recover from a fall.”

The gran continued to tell her followers what love means to her in vivid detail.

Ms Jones added: ”LOVE is putting up with my temper when I complained about the heat in Egypt! The heat was relentless and so was my complaining!! I love you for everything you are and continue to be, Mohamed.

"Your patience, your understanding, your resolve, your care and your attention to this sometimes, bad-tempered virago of a wife, who loves you to distraction. Thank you for being you and for loving me.”

Her online posts have not gone unnoticed by her husband, who she interacted with on her aforementioned Facebook share.

Mr Ibriham said: "Sweetie, I am unable to respond to this great talk.”

Ms Jones jokingly responded saying: “I know you are a man of a few words, but in this instance, 'silence is not golden’."

The loved-up gran recently left Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield howling with laughter when she appeared on the show and shared very graphic details about her sex life with them.

Speaking to the hosts, she said: "It was pretty rough. We used a whole tube of KY Jelly.

"The thing is, I couldn't walk the next day. I felt as if I'd been riding a horse. Saddle-sore wasn't even it. Anyway, we got over it.”

Ms Jones divorced her last husband 40 years ago, before her current partner was born.

The two sons she shares with her ex initially had their concerns about her relationship with Mr Ibriham, but Ms Jones revealed that they are now supportive of the couple.

Her new husband is struggling to get his spousal visa so he can live in the UK with her, so the two will continue to live apart until he is able to do so.

Source: https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/li ... iris-jones

Follow her on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/iris.jones.520

[Dusak]

Love is when the guy wakes up, smells the coffee, sees the dried up prune still asleep next to him and shouts out loudly "WTF!!!"

[newcastle]

Love is when the guy wakes up, smells the coffee, sees the dried up prune still asleep next to him and shouts out loudly "WTF!!!"

Then he pops a couple of tramadol, rolls a joint and thinks of the money.....

[Dusak]

Love is when the guy wakes up, smells the coffee, sees the dried up prune still asleep next to him and shouts out loudly "WTF!!!"

Then he pops a couple of tramadol, rolls a joint and thinks of the money.....

Personally speaking, I would much rather prefer a dose of the new Thai variant of covid lol.

[HEPZIBAH]

She must have very long toe nails by now.

[newcastle]

Personally speaking, I would much rather prefer a dose of the new Thai variant of covid lol.

Be careful what you wish for.

I gather it was detected in people returning from Egypt....more than likely Luxor

[Dusak]

Personally speaking, I would much rather prefer a dose of the new Thai variant of covid lol.

Be careful what you wish for.

I gather it was detected in people returning from Egypt....more than likely Luxor

This is, of course, false news as there is no virus in Egypt.

[carrie]

How must her family feel? At least they can comfort themselves with the thought that he is unlikely ever to get a visa.
Good luck to her in her dote age she can dream.

[newcastle]

How must her family feel? At least they can comfort themselves with the thought that he is unlikely ever to get a visa.
Good luck to her in her dote age she can dream.

Although they have, apparently, come to terms with their mother having a fling with an Egyptian toyboy, I imagine her revelations , both on TV and in the tabloid press, must have been toe-curling!

It’s uncomfortable to realise your elderly parent might be indulging in sex.

To have it described, blow for blow, to all and sundry must be excruciatingly embarrassing.

[HEPZIBAH]

I'm still trying to work out if 'the best sex ever' includes the toe nail cutting ceremony, or if this is a separate pleasure, one that is normally paid for by many elder people and involve the services of another type of professional in the form of a podiatrist or chiropodist.

[newcastle]

I'm still trying to work out if 'the best sex ever' includes the toe nail cutting ceremony, or if this is a separate pleasure, one that is normally paid for by many elder people and involve the services of another type of professional in the form of a podiatrist or chiropodist.

Although she doesn’t seem to have any difficulty lying on her back, perhaps, at her age, bending down to cut her toenails is problematic.

[carrie]

Well if she's not getting her toe nails cut regularly now she wont be doing much toe curling.
My Mum used to a member of an pensioners club, they used to get together and visit different gardens and stately homes, afternoon tea and crown green bowling. I can just imagine her face if Iris had gone along and started to tell them of her exploits with the KY Jelly and her Egyptian lover boy, Oh the horror.
She's no lady.

[BENNU]

She's no lady.

In Egypt you do not need to be a lady in order to attract a “gentleman”.

[hawkeye]

There is no fool like and old fool.

[HEPZIBAH]

She's no lady.

In Egypt you do not need to be a lady in order to attract a “gentleman”.

Absolutely. A lady however, would be better placed to retract a "gentleman".

[Major Thom]

I remember them being on the Good Morning Britain program a few months ago when she declared she had gone through 2 packages of KY Jelly in 7 days. What can you say good luck to them, and keep the money rolling into the Pharmacies.....ha ha

[HEPZIBAH]

And she's still making money from the newspapers...

Daily Express

Gran, 83, puts 37-year-old lover on sex ban because she keeps ending up in A&E
Story by Ariane Sohrabi-Shiraz, Josephine Franks • Yesterday 14:48

An 83-year-old grandmother has raised eyebrows after she lifted the lid on her adventurous sex life with toyboy lover who is 46 years her junior. Iris Jones, who has been together with 37-year-old Mohamed Ahmed Ibriham for more than three years, shocked the nation after revealing her favourite sex position is "doggy fashion" during an apperance on This Morning.

The grandmother previously revealed that their relationship is still red hot, and they are still having the best love-making of her life.

However, she has since revealed that since her lover moved into her home in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, they have had to scale back their love life in fears for her health.

Speaking to Fabulous, Ms Jones said: "Sex has taken a bit of a backseat for now. Mohamed wants me more than I want him but I'm 83 and I'm not as fit as I used to be. I need to take a bit of a break every now and then."

According to the pensioner, the reason for the sex ban is the repeat trips to A&E.

She explained: "I have very thin skin and if his skin rubs against mine I get skin rips and I end up in A&E or at the doctors.

"Quite frankly the doctors are sick of seeing me, they know exactly what I've been up to. I'm a real regular."

But, she said, the pair are more in love than ever.

She added: "The love is overwhelming sometimes. Mohamed will tell me 'I can't live without you' and one day he is going to have to."

But there have been some teething problems since moving in together.

She explained: "Mohamed loves to leave the soap in the soap dish full of water and he is always leaving the lid off the biscuit tin and letting them go soft. It drives me mad."

The couple met through Facebook in 2019 after her son bought her a laptop. She joined a group for atheists and got chatting to Mr Ibriham who was then in a 10-year arranged marriage.

The grandmother flew to Cairo just five months after they had a "spiritual connection" nine, with a wedding dress in her bag because she assumed they would get married.

[BENNU]

She joined a group for atheists and got chatting to Mr Ibriham …

The grandmother flew to Cairo just five months after they had a "spiritual connection"

This grandmother never thought of looking for a spiritual connection in an atheist group.

[Teddyboy]

"a spiritual connection in an atheist group"

That's an oxymoron, isn't it?