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WORDS OF WIZ - cats.

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:18 pm
by WIZARD
Words of Wiz - cats.


No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

There are no ordinary cats.

Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

It's better to feed one cat than many mice.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Did St. Francis really preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:46 pm
by crazycat
Good words Wiz

People who don't like cats must have been mice in a previous life :)

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:30 pm
by Wills
Nice words Wiz. Me love cats :D

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:12 pm
by sue
Hey crazycat I have a magnet on my fridge that says just what you did so it must be true

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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:38 am
by crazycat
Hi Sue so do I. My cats have caught so many mice over the years that I'm sure it's true. Occassionally Oscar gets a mouse that makes him sick so I guess thats mouse revenge. Poor me has to clean the mess up :cry:

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:30 pm
by Ess
If I were foorced to spend the rest of my life with just one stranger or a cat, I'd choose the cat!

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:24 pm
by Phantom
Brilliant Wiz, I missed this somehow.

"The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact." Not so sure about this one though - you have to see the soppy look on Gizmo's face when he wants feeding, or that cute little way he rubs his face on mine when he demands to be picked up and purr for food.

:)

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:26 pm
by Ess
The trouble with a kitten is that
Eventually it becomes a cat.

Ogden Nash
(I think)

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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:34 pm
by Maggy
I love cats too, I would'nt be without my Cleo, she understands everything I say to her. I have to say though they have got a mind of their own,there's a saying,"you don't own a cat they own you". :)

Re: WORDS OF WIZ - cats.

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:17 pm
by HEPZIBAH
Bump - ref 'Animals'