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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
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Lost in translation.
by newcastle » Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:59 pm
Google translate is equally incompetent with Mandarin as it is with Arabic :
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading...
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Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:59 pm
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Do you shop in Tesco?
by Horus » Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:20 pm
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Just been shopping in Tesco. :o
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Is that the Tesco's at the end of Little Britain St ?... 8)
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Last post by Who2
Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:47 pm
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Cloff Ears'
by Who2 » Wed May 15, 2019 2:36 pm
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Or rather Gor blimey he's got 'cloth ears as in hearing not!
So yesterday, my right ear closed up lots of pain, I was once a diver so know a little bit about ears.
I used to dewax my old man's ears...
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Been suffereing too in the same department, Labrythitis..
A week off work and 3 weeks of feeling like I am on a permanent LSD trip..
Warm Olive oil for the ear wax though.
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Last post by John Landon
Mon May 20, 2019 8:48 am
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Luxor Game
by Winged Isis » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:05 am
Don't tell Zahi Hawas or he'll want it back. :)
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Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:05 am
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Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:58 pm
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Last post by Dusak
Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:52 am
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Bedrock and the Flintstones
by Major Thom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:07 pm
Saudi no longer show the Flintstones, but Abu Dahbi Doooo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Major Thom
Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:07 pm
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Sir Humphrey 'fixes' Brexit.
by Hafiz » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:41 pm
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Yes Minister – The Brexit Tapes.
It’s a bit late but amusing.
Brexit. Its full of humor. Fools who don’t know what they are doing, others saying they were duped 40 years ago when it was voted on...
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Similarly late but even more amusing - Alan Partridge vs Malcolm Tucker: The Great Big Brexit Grudge Match.
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Last post by FarleyFlavors
Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:36 am
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My mate 'big-nose the Rock Star...
by Who2 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:30 pm
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Sim my b*st*rd daughter who is 'largeing it in Cuba, finally got one of her ex's, my mate Nick, (B-Nose, rock star & sculptor ) to look after Blutus the Cat.
My nutter!
He (rock star) fell down the...
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Big-Nose (rock star) raspberry ripple (cripple) has managed to 'hobble up Amwell St to another old favorite.
Filthy McNasty's, used to be a great boozer & literary venue, part owned by Shane...
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Last post by Who2
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm
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The Brit's on holiday, like 'em or loath 'em
by Dusak » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:28 am
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Found this and thought it an amusing watch, The Brits on holidays, a law unto themselves. Quite good sound tracks.
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Not really D surveillance system in the car video's when driving and help with insurance claims. When parking in remote places, I am seriously thinking of a new Facebook Site to put bad driving...
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Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:41 pm
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Last post by newcastle
Sun May 27, 2018 3:58 pm
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The funny side of Egypt (photos)
by DJKeefy » Tue May 22, 2018 2:48 pm
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Sexy chickens
Time for a bath
I only asked him to clean up the PC
A drink might be OK though
Walkies
Voting
Multi wash service
I think it belongs to Mohammed
Luxor painters...
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Ladder walking is one of the tricks of the building trade you soon learn when there is no scaffold. I wouldn't try it now at my age though. One day I hired a pair of plasterers stilts for a just out...
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Last post by Dusak
Wed May 23, 2018 6:55 am
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Seat belts
by hatusu » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:05 am
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This puppy could teach Egyptians a thing or two
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You've obviously never been sitting in a car with Egyptians when approaching a police checkpoint , the ONLY time they are ever worn.
Every time my taxi driver sees the cops he does this. The taxi...
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Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:38 am
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The old ones are the best.
by crewmeal » Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:34 am
Just to cheer you up on a freezing snowy Saturday morning.
Someone's started putting Alf Garnett clips on FB. I'd better not show those.
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Last post by crewmeal
Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:34 am
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Saw this and thought!
by Who2 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:18 pm
My mate Kev posted this on FB, when I saw it I thought of MT and laughed.... 8)
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Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:18 pm
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Piers Morgan's best mate...
by Who2 » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:40 pm
Wasting time before 'afternoon teas @ JJ's......
One evening, Nick & I were dining at a favorite The Bleeding Heart Bistro.
Our table as usual near the emergency exit me surveying all it's diners....
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Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:40 pm
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Crossroads is back !!!
by crewmeal » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:22 pm
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Yes, everybody, it's back, well sort of. If you were lucky enough to watch the latest episode of Endeavour (Series 5 Episode 3) I kid you not, look carefully which motel Morse interviewed the...
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Your announcement would of had MT skipping around the room in glee, now he will be very disappointed that it is not so. :lol: .
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Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:06 am
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Tut's Underwear Tour
by newcastle » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:16 am
King Tut's Underwear to Tour US
Written by Glyphdoctor
Saturday, 3 September 2005
King Tut's underwear on display in the Egyptian Museum
The underwear once worn by the ancient Egyptian...
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Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:16 am
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Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:10 pm
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Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:29 am
