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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
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Soulmates
by BENNU » Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:29 pm
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Iris, 80: I can't wait to wed Egyptian toyboy, 35 - there's no way he's after my money
“ We are both Virgos. I think that’s why we get on. We are soulmates. He’s a very intelligent man and was...
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“ I felt like a virgin again.”
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- After all these years in Egypt, I feel like Extra Virgin. :oops:
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Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:23 pm
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Trump versus Obama
by newcastle » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:28 am
Another appalling comparison of the current incumbent of the White House with his predecessor.
And yet almost 50% of Americans think he’s not only sane....but nice!!
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Last post by newcastle
Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:28 am
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Any Deal Will Do
by newcastle » Fri Oct 25, 2019 2:05 pm
Boris’s Amazing Technicolor Nightmare
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Fri Oct 25, 2019 2:05 pm
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Only In Egypt
by Winged Isis » Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:38 pm
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What can one say?
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The kneeling down bit could be a tad tricky! :lol:
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Last post by newcastle
Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:33 pm
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It's in the Jeans...
by Who2 » Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:30 am
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Now I, and my past genetic race all suffered from “Gerstmann Syndrome”
The ability not to be able to shout left when meaning right and obviously vici versa...
Our taxi driver ol Abu Sita suffers...
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Dysraphia / Spellchecker..
Dyscalculia / Can't be ar*ed.
Finger agnosia: No problem there..
Left-right disorientation / try to engage brain before mouth!.... 8)
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Last post by Who2
Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:35 pm
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Last post by newcastle
Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:55 pm
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Last post by Horus
Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:58 pm
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Lost in translation.
by newcastle » Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:59 pm
Google translate is equally incompetent with Mandarin as it is with Arabic :
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading...
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Last post by newcastle
Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:59 pm
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Do you shop in Tesco?
by Horus » Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:20 pm
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Just been shopping in Tesco. :o
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Is that the Tesco's at the end of Little Britain St ?... 8)
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Last post by Who2
Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:47 pm
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Cloff Ears'
by Who2 » Wed May 15, 2019 2:36 pm
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Or rather Gor blimey he's got 'cloth ears as in hearing not!
So yesterday, my right ear closed up lots of pain, I was once a diver so know a little bit about ears.
I used to dewax my old man's ears...
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Been suffereing too in the same department, Labrythitis..
A week off work and 3 weeks of feeling like I am on a permanent LSD trip..
Warm Olive oil for the ear wax though.
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Last post by John Landon
Mon May 20, 2019 8:48 am
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Luxor Game
by Winged Isis » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:05 am
Don't tell Zahi Hawas or he'll want it back. :)
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Last post by Winged Isis
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:05 am
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Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:58 pm
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Last post by Dusak
Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:52 am
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Bedrock and the Flintstones
by Major Thom » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:07 pm
Saudi no longer show the Flintstones, but Abu Dahbi Doooo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:07 pm
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Sir Humphrey 'fixes' Brexit.
by Hafiz » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:41 pm
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Yes Minister – The Brexit Tapes.
It’s a bit late but amusing.
Brexit. Its full of humor. Fools who don’t know what they are doing, others saying they were duped 40 years ago when it was voted on...
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Similarly late but even more amusing - Alan Partridge vs Malcolm Tucker: The Great Big Brexit Grudge Match.
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Last post by FarleyFlavors
Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:36 am
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My mate 'big-nose the Rock Star...
by Who2 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:30 pm
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Sim my b*st*rd daughter who is 'largeing it in Cuba, finally got one of her ex's, my mate Nick, (B-Nose, rock star & sculptor ) to look after Blutus the Cat.
My nutter!
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Big-Nose (rock star) raspberry ripple (cripple) has managed to 'hobble up Amwell St to another old favorite.
Filthy McNasty's, used to be a great boozer & literary venue, part owned by Shane...
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Last post by Who2
Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:37 pm
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The Brit's on holiday, like 'em or loath 'em
by Dusak » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:28 am
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Found this and thought it an amusing watch, The Brits on holidays, a law unto themselves. Quite good sound tracks.
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Not really D surveillance system in the car video's when driving and help with insurance claims. When parking in remote places, I am seriously thinking of a new Facebook Site to put bad driving...
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Last post by Major Thom
Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:41 pm
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Last post by newcastle
Sun May 27, 2018 3:58 pm
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The funny side of Egypt (photos)
by DJKeefy » Tue May 22, 2018 2:48 pm
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Sexy chickens
Time for a bath
I only asked him to clean up the PC
A drink might be OK though
Walkies
Voting
Multi wash service
I think it belongs to Mohammed
Luxor painters...
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Ladder walking is one of the tricks of the building trade you soon learn when there is no scaffold. I wouldn't try it now at my age though. One day I hired a pair of plasterers stilts for a just out...
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Last post by Dusak
Wed May 23, 2018 6:55 am
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Seat belts
by hatusu » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:05 am
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This puppy could teach Egyptians a thing or two
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You've obviously never been sitting in a car with Egyptians when approaching a police checkpoint , the ONLY time they are ever worn.
Every time my taxi driver sees the cops he does this. The taxi...
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Last post by Dusak
Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:38 am
