Golf and your Loved Ones

[LovelyLadyLux]

As we get older we have to help our loved ones with the "little things".

This is why Gus helps his 90 year old wife with her golf game!


Beverly is 90 years old. She's played golf every day since her retirement 25 years ago. One day she arrives home looking very sad.

"That's it," she tells her husband, Gus, "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I can't see where it went."

Her husband makes her a cup of tea, and says, "Why don't you take me with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good" sighs Beverly, "You're 95. You can't help."

"I may be 95," says Gus, "but my eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Beverly heads off to the golf course with her man Gus in tow. She tees up, takes a mighty swing, makes solid contact with the ball, and then squints down the fairway.

She turns to Gus and says, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replies Gus, "I have perfect eyesight."

"So where did it go?" asks Beverly.
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[Dusak]

I dread the day coming when I will need help with my little things.

[LovelyLadyLux]

If you wear boxers Dusak nobody will notice your little things.........

[Dusak]

Boxers-yuc yuc worst ever invention to my mind. If I require free flow ventilation I'll stick my head out the window.

[Jayway]

OOOOOH ! ! OBSCENITY Keefy - - - look what Dusak wrote

[Dusak]

OOOOOH ! ! OBSCENITY Keefy - - - look what Dusak wrote

I bet you were a right little clatter tail in school.

[LovelyLadyLux]

Guess it depends on which 'head' you're sticking out the window........baggie boxers do cover up all those 'little things' of life.